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[B]RaDoye's Rules:[/B]

- 1. Thou shalt not chart thy pilgrimage by the cost of spirits, for the path of righteousness is not paved with cheap libations

- 2. Thou shalt lend thy encouragement to Old Worm Ray, behold his feats of skill and mastery in the hallowed halls [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTAvohkhisg[/URL]

- 3. Thou shalt etch upon thy memory and proclaim unto all: 'Address the Broodmother by her exalted title or invoke her name, Conan'

- 4. Thou shalt not judge he who sleeps with an RMBK-1000 nuclear reactor by his bed, for he may be a fool, but a fool he is each night but one

[B]Meetings:[/b]

- 1. Mortgage discussion forum                  09.00--09.50

- 2. RaDoye plays Age of Mythology         10.00--11.15

- 3. Game hunting                                      11.30--20.00

- 3. Tuberculosis (TB) diagnostic group      21.00--22.00

- Bedtime                                                    23.00--------

[B]RaDoye's Reviews (Pre 1980s)[/b]

- 1. Night of Living Dead (1968), 7.3/10, Female characters were all portrayed as absolutely useless

- 2. The General (1926), 9.7/10, How many unionists does it take to fix a train track?

- 3. Cat Boxing (1894), 5/10, These cats clearly aren't used to boxing...

- 4. The Swarm (1978), 1/10, Slower than a 7mph bee swarm!

- 5. The Tramp (1915), 6.8/10, A lot of faffing about on ladders [B]* EDITOR'S NOTE, The Tramp is shit[/B]

- 6. 12 Angry Men (1957), 9.0/10, 5 angry men

- 7. Safety Last (1923), 8.2/10, Terrible decision making on his part, but I guess entertaining on ours

- 8. Classic Movie (2024), ?/10, RaDoye was flossing his teeth and could therefore not give a proper review.

- 9. Sherlock Jr. (1924), 7.9/10, Definitely not as strong as The General, slow start, but the end was the quality we've come to expect from Keaton's work - Buster Chungus

- 10. Le Voyage dans la Lune (1902), 6/10, These Franks clearly aren't used to cosmonaughting [B]* EDITOR'S NOTE, Le Voyage dans la Lune is relatively weak in comparison to other entries [/B]

- 11. A Bridge Too Far (1977), 7.3/10, This bridge is too long

- 12. Lawrence of Arabia (1962), 8.4/10, P.O.V you're on the anvil:   [          .                     ]

- 13. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), 7.6/10, P.O.V you eat 200% cocoa chocolate  [[COLOR=#ff5733]~̵̫̝̄[/COLOR][COLOR=#33ff57]-̵̖̠̒͘[/COLOR][COLOR=#3357ff]~̶̩̣̈́[/COLOR][COLOR=#ff33a8]~̴̩͐͑͜[/COLOR][COLOR=#a833ff]-̵͓̱̚[/COLOR][COLOR=#33fff0]-̷̰͐̈ͅ[/COLOR][COLOR=#ff8c33]~̶̪̊[/COLOR][COLOR=#33a8ff] [/COLOR] ☺[COLOR=#57ff33][/COLOR][COLOR=#ff5733]-̶̧͇̋[/COLOR][COLOR=#33ff57]~̶̄ͅ[/COLOR][COLOR=#3357ff]-̸̼͔̏[/COLOR][COLOR=#ff33a8]-̶͍̒̕[/COLOR][COLOR=#a833ff]-̶̳̘͆̓[/COLOR][COLOR=#33fff0]~̸̡̿͝[/COLOR][COLOR=#ff8c33]~̵͌ͅ[/COLOR][COLOR=#33a8ff]~̸̯̣̊[/COLOR][COLOR=#ff3333]-̶͕͔̒[/COLOR][COLOR=#57ff33]-̴̻̟̚[/COLOR][COLOR=#ff5733]-̴̛̖̙[/COLOR][COLOR=#33ff57]~[/COLOR]]

- 14. Tora! Tora! Tora! (1970), 4.0/10, I wish this film ended at 7

- 15. Cromwell (1970), 5/10, It Croms well, it ends well (you don't have to be a bitch about it, Marie) [B]*EDITOR'S NOTE: I think that your disdain of puritanism comes from your bourgeois background, you ought to reflect on that.[/B]

- 16. Jason and the Argonauts (1963), 7.5/10, It was good.

- 17. Waterloo (1970), 7.8/10, if I don't have a watch, but I ask you the time every five minutes...? [b]*EDITOR'S NOTE: I did a thing like two weeks ago, where I signed up to all these gambling websites to get all of those "welcome bonuses"... and then never gambled again. We made a net game of like, £100? That was between a lot of websites to be fair, and some of them we got really lucky to be fair. It's pretty fun to be fair! It's pretty fun to just sit there... when it's not your money... you don't really care when you lose it but when you win it feels pretty good. It's got all the colours, it's pretty good.[/b]

- 18. All Quiet on the Western Front (1930), 6.5/10, RaDoye's Retro Reels pride month special

- 19. Citizen Kane (1941), 9.8/10, wiggling both of my ears at the same time to this

- 20. Dirty Harry (1971), 7.4/10, boomerslop copaganda - but it was on the money about that woke stuff

- 21. Soylent Green (1973), 6.0/10, [COLOR=#00aa00]people[/COLOR]

- 22. Dr. Strangelove (1964), 9.0/10, If you get this wrong, you'll have to answer to the Coca-Cola company

- 23. The String (195±), 7.3/10, boring as shit, I don't regret watching it

- 24. Rear Window (1954), 7.3/10, not much of a snifter

- 25. The Birds (1963), 2.5/10, not very gripping

- 26. How to Murder your Wife (1965), 4/10, man hates wife [b]*EDITOR'S NOTE: hilarious[/b]

[B]Gordon's Golden Globes (Post 1980, Gordon is here)[/B]

- 1. Das Boot (1981), 10/10, Uhm. There were several moments where I, I just... I found myself with that sinking feeling *Emily and Gordon laugh* uhh.. I liked the fruit on display. I... if... if you're going to set up a sequal like that, don't kill off all the good guys at the end...

- 2. The Thing (1982), 9/10, Ey it- a - one sentence review? like right now? Oof. Umm.. Let me think. [Gordon: "He's thinking... about the thing" ], kay GPT, please generate me one sentence. Okay. Um. *ahum* Among us the movie. *Claps and cheers*

- 3. RV There Yet (2025), 8/10, Exceeded RaDoye's expectations, lacking in certain aspects (viz. pornography), RaDoye says there was pornography aplenty

[B]Fengpo's Fabulous Films (Post 1980, Gordon is missing)[/B]

- 1. Conclave (2024), 7.5/10, I didn't know what, I didn't know what I was expecting watching this but it keeps you engaged and there's a reasonable amount of... what the hell is this? (Rob: C'est ça!) [B]* EDITOR'S NOTE, calculated Fengpo-score of 75%[/B]

- 2. Excalibur (1981), 4/10, Would be a lot more interesting if Kier Stamer was the one who pulled the sword from the stone [B]* EDITOR'S NOTE, calculated Fengpo-score of 50%[/B]

- 3. The Princess Bride (1987), 7.5/10, Scary. Too many R.O.U.S.

[B]RaDoye is Ready to Relish:[/b]

 - The Great Dictator

 - Metropolis

 - The Princess Bride

 - Birth of a Nation

 - Gone with the Wind

 - Godfather

 - Dambusters

 - All Quiet on the Western Front (Double special?)

 - How to murder your wife

 - Young Frankenstein

 - The Producers

 - Cassablanca

 - Planet of the Apes (ft. Dr. Zaius)

 - The Sting

 - The String

 - Birds 

[B]RaDoye's Rewarding Riddles:[/b]

- 1. How many unionists does it take to fix a train track?

- 2. Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

- 3. Will history blame me, or the bees?

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